The Recipe Change Catastrophe

THE RECIPE CHANGE CATASTROPHE

Corporate greed ruins another perfectly good food.

Signs include:

  • “new and improved”
  • “healthier formula”
  • “now with less sugar”
  • “more natural taste”
  • “clean ingredients”
  • “better texture”
    which is almost always code for:
    “We replaced joy with pea protein.”

Symptoms include:

  • texture changes
  • sweetness changes
  • weird aftertaste
  • dryness
  • thinner sauces
  • altered crunch acoustics
  • emotional devastation

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