The Recipe Change Catastrophe
THE RECIPE CHANGE CATASTROPHE
Corporate greed ruins another perfectly good food.
Signs include:
- “new and improved”
- “healthier formula”
- “now with less sugar”
- “more natural taste”
- “clean ingredients”
- “better texture”
which is almost always code for:
“We replaced joy with pea protein.”
Symptoms include:
- texture changes
- sweetness changes
- weird aftertaste
- dryness
- thinner sauces
- altered crunch acoustics
- emotional devastation