Microwave B Tier: High Risk, High Reward
HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD
Requires Careful Timing And Prayer
PIZZA
Microwave pizza creates:
softness.
chewiness.
grease redistribution.
Some people genuinely prefer it.
Others consider it culinary blasphemy.
Cold pizza people and microwave pizza people should honestly be studied anthropologically.
FRIES
Microwave fries experience severe crunch collapse.
Fresh fry:
crisp golden joy.
Microwave fry:
limp potato memory.
Still edible during severe emotional exhaustion though.
And honestly?
Sometimes calories matter more than crunch integrity.
GRILLED CHEESE
Microwave reheating creates:
rubber cheese.
sweaty bread.
textural grief.
The sandwich survives spiritually but suffers emotionally.
PANCAKES
Microwave pancakes become:
soft.
steamy.
slightly gummy.
Still comforting honestly.
Especially at 2 AM.
