Microwave D Tier: Forbidden Textures
THE FORBIDDEN MICROWAVE TEXTURES
Foods The Microwave Turns Into Psychological Warfare
SALAD
Warm lettuce represents one of humanity’s darkest timelines.
ICE CREAM
Microwaving ice cream creates:
sweet dairy soup.
melting despair.
emotional instability.
CHIPS
Hot chips feel illegal.
Wrong in every conceivable dimension.
SUSHI
Warm mayonnaise sushi deserves its own emergency response category.