Microwave Personality Types
THE EXACT TIMER PERSON
Knows the perfect microwave duration for every safe food down to the second.
“1: 14 or the bagel bites become impossible.”
Deeply powerful individual.
THE OPEN-AND-STIR SURVIVALIST
Understands the importance of:
- rotation
- stirring
- heat redistribution
- avoiding lava pockets
Scientist behavior honestly.
THE BURNT MOUTH GAMBLER
Takes immediate giant bite despite obvious steam emissions.
Lives dangerously.
THE COLD SPOT TOLERATOR
Somehow capable of eating partially frozen food without psychological collapse.
Rare species.
THE MICROWAVE WATCHER
Stares silently through the microwave door the entire duration like the machine contains prophetic truths.
Honestly most people.
