Microwave Safe Food Inventory
BEST MICROWAVE SAFE FOODS:
□ Mac and cheese
□ Soup
□ Rice bowls
□ Curry
□ Frozen burritos
□ Pasta
□ Mashed potatoes
□ Oatmeal
□ Dumplings
□ Ramen
□ Chicken nuggets
□ Other: ____________________
MICROWAVE DISASTERS I HAVE SURVIVED
FOOD:
WHAT WENT WRONG?
□ Lava center
□ Frozen middle
□ Texture collapse
□ Crunch death
□ Cheese explosion
□ Sauce separation
□ Steam betrayal
□ Smell catastrophe
□ Rubberization
□ Other: _____________
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
FINAL NOTE
THE MICROWAVE IS A MACHINE OF MERCY
There are nights where the microwave is the only reason somebody eats at all.
That matters.
There is dignity in easy food.
There is dignity in frozen meals.
There is dignity in reheating leftovers because cooking feels impossible.
There is dignity in standing in dim kitchen light eating microwave noodles directly from the bowl because the nervous system could only handle one dish tonight.
The microwave has quietly carried millions of people through exhaustion.
