The Safe Food Rating Scale

Each food should be ranked across categories.

Example scale:

TEXTURE SAFETY

1 = absolutely forbidden by the nervous system
5 = generally safe
10 = psychologically stabilizing

PREDICTABILITY

1 = wildly inconsistent
10 = identical every single time

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION FRIENDLINESS

1 = requires ten impossible steps and emotional resurrection
10 = can be acquired and consumed during cognitive collapse

EMOTIONAL RESTORATION

1 = emotionally neutral
10 = feels like being tucked gently into existence

SENSORY STABILITY

1 = sensory gamble
10 = consistent, familiar, low threat

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