Microwave C Tier: Dangerous
MICROWAVE DANGEROUS
Approach Carefully
EGGS
Microwave eggs possess deeply unpredictable energy.
They become:
- rubberized
- sulfuric
- squeaky somehow
- structurally suspicious
Microwave egg smell lingers in space-time permanently.
FISH
The microwave fish event affects:
- the kitchen
- the walls
- the social atmosphere
- the molecular structure of the home itself
Microwaved fish smell transcends physical law.
TOAST
The microwave destroys toast fundamentally.
Crunch dies instantly.
The body mourns.
CRISPY CHICKEN
Microwave crispy chicken becomes:
wet skin.
sad breading.
trapped steam.
sensory disappointment.
