Dissertation Mode Survival Calendar

400 cards, delivered the moment you check out. Print them, keep them on your phone, or read them straight off the screen on a day when printing anything is out of the question.

In the download:

• A print-ready PDF, 12 cards to a page at 2 x 3 inches, about 34 pages if you run the whole thing

• A single-card-per-page version for large-format printing or reading on a screen

• Your unlock code for the Dopamine Farming app, so all 400 live in your pocket too

You do not have to print all 400. Most people run one page, cut it up, and carry the handful that applies to the week they are actually having.

Yours permanently. No subscription, no account to keep alive, no login that expires the week you finally need it. Download it again any time.

Your files arrive by email within a few minutes of checkout, along with the link that adds this deck to the Dopamine Farming app.

If nothing shows up, check spam and promotions first, because digital delivery emails love to hide there. Still nothing after ten minutes, email us and we will send the files to you directly. You will not have to fight anybody to get the thing you paid for.

75 reviews on Etsy, averaging 4.87 stars.

“These are so amazing and I love that I get to use them with clients!” Catherine

“So useful! Using for myself and ND clients” Nan

“Great resource! Can’t wait to try it in my classroom!” Leslie

“High quality and easy to print at home! I bought this deck as a Secret Santa gift for a friend. The tips on the cards are all very simple, and there’s a wide range of activity types in the deck!” Adrian

“This is a well thought out set of cards that I’m sure will help me navigate translating my emotions to others. I like the support ideas because sometimes I don’t know what to do for myself.” Christiane

All reviews from verified Etsy purchases.

[One or two lines about this specific deck: which wing it belongs to, which flavour of stuck it meets, and what somebody is usually in the middle of when they reach for it.]

Built by a neurodivergent educator for neurodivergent brains. No shame, no productivity gospel, no assumption that you would be fine if you just tried harder. The problem was never that you are lazy. The problem is that most systems were designed for a brain that is not yours.